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You Might Be aRedneck...a different take

43harley45 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:03:06 GMT

I just got this e-mailed to me and I may be be breaking some rules but I immediately thought of Reba, Sharron and Crisps.

You Might Be aRedneck...a different take

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up... Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'll are.

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand when they play the National Anthem...

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned a Canadian or American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless Canada and the US of A.

Keep the fire burning, redneck friend...

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Found this while driving around

Lsvtec17 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:58:20 GMT

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Roadhawk Catches Driver doing 125 mph!!

stormfox — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:55:15 GMT

Mechanics who were meant to be fixing a broken radiator on a car took it on a 125 mph joyride - not knowing it had a camera fitted. As a result, when the owner of the �30,000 Vauxhall Monaro confronted them about the joyride they initially denied it… until this saw the hair-raising footage. The owner says he became suspicious when he picked up his repaired car to find his petrol tank was lower than he remembered. When he got back to his home in Reditch he decided to check his Roadhawk device which he had earlier installed to record video and log GPS data for every journey the car made. He then saw the footage of his pride-and-joy being raced through country lanes at speed up to 120 mph.
the video can be viewed here
it Look's good :bandit:

If This Truly Was the End of FTA...

Fred Garvin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:28:51 GMT

... I still think this site would survive in one form or another. Now don't get me wrong I don't want this to be the end, but I guess what I'm saying is the member base and staff are like family... we all contribute what we can for the good of the whole and some pretty amazing relationships and friendships have grown out of what is nothing more than a support site. I mean if things did end in regards to FTA I Would still stay on as a mod and help guide this site in whatever direction the owners decide... and I'd do that for one simple fact...

You, the members!

You all are the best and I've truly enjoyed interacting with you all during this down time and the fun we've shared speaks to the quality of members we have... the best anywhere!

Thank you all for making live what it is, my home away from home and my extended family!

Peace

Good Formula For Healthy Life-

himachal — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:59:33 GMT

Code:

hxxp://hubpages.com/hub/LESS-CALORIES-LOOSE-WEIGHT-LCLW

good read

Creative use of satellite dishes

fatsatcat — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:46:19 GMT

I'm finding out that people use satellite dishes for things other than tv. I wonder how many uses we can find? Here's a novel one. Go to youtube and search for this phrase and watch the video by the same name:

Why Your Old Satellite Dish Is Still Better Than Cable

Reason-Why-Your-Relationship-Is-not-Working-with-Your-WifePartner

himachal — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:16:53 GMT

Code:

http://hubpages.com/hub/Another-Reason-Why-Your-Relationship-Is-not-Working-with-Your-WifePartner

good read

Pacman vs cotto

newguy1961 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:08:44 GMT

Who will win Pacman vs Cotto fight?

I'm for Pacman all the way but fear he'll have a hard time handling a stronger heavier fighter in this welterweight bout. Hopfully his decision to move up to this weight will not slow him down too much or tire him to quickly.
Good luck Manny!

favorite thanksgiving food

CE$AR ONE — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:35:18 GMT

smashed potatos with gravy and biscuts whats yours

Thanks to all Veterans

bcreek — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:35:47 GMT

I would like to give my thanks to all that served an still serving.

Some Convert this for me

chrispps — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:31:26 GMT

Can someone convert this to PSI or show me how to do it

0.8 m2/h

Thanks in advance.

scared

terry017 — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:37:38 GMT

I am a Canadian,so why are most americans scared of socialized health care.

lamp adjusters in california

CE$AR ONE — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:11:04 GMT

any one here is a certified lamp adjuster here in california?

Dish HD external drive + decoder box?

iCubis — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:19:02 GMT

Sorry, I'm brand new to this site and don't know a whole lot about FTA receivers...

I'm wondering if anyone makes a box that can access HD programming I have stored on an external (USB) hard drive that Dish formatted and placed there. It's my hard drive. I would like to be able to play the content on other HD TVs without having to pay service for another Dish receiver.

Can someone educate me on this subject? Thanks in advance..

Please Dial Carefully

Caballero — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:08:09 GMT

Having been on the road for about a week now and feeling a bit homesick, a traveling salesman decides to call home. A little boy answers the phone and the salesman asks "Johnny"? "Yeah" came the reply.

"How's everything going at school"? He asks. "
Pretty good I guess" says Johnny.

"What's your mother up to, can she come to the phone"?

"No, she's upstairs in the bed room with Uncle Charlie, They locked the door and told me not to bother them till they came out".

Feeling angry at hearing this he tells Johnny, "Well you better go up there and knock on the door; tell them I called, that I'm almost home and should be pulling into the driveway in a few minutes. Then come back and tell me what they do".

Shortly after Johnny puts down the phone the salesman hears some scurrying around in the background and then a few thumping noises and a crash. A couple minutes later little Johnny comes back to the phone and says "Hello?, you still there"?

"Yes, what did your mother and Uncle Charlie have to say"?

"Well says Johnny, they didn't have too much time to say anything. In her rush to get dressed as she came storming out of the bedroom mom slipped and fell down the stairs. I think she's knocked herself out. She's laying at the bottom landing not moving".

"And what is Uncle Charlie doing? Is he trying to revive her"?

"No, he got all excited and jumped out the bedroom window but on his way down he hit his head on the diving board . I think he got knocked out too 'cause he's just floating around face down in the pool.

"Pool? Pool? What pool? Hey, is this Parkdale 555-.....?:embarassed: