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You Might Be aRedneck...a different take

43harley45 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:03:06 GMT

I just got this e-mailed to me and I may be be breaking some rules but I immediately thought of Reba, Sharron and Crisps.

You Might Be aRedneck...a different take

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up... Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'll are.

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand when they play the National Anthem...

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned a Canadian or American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless Canada and the US of A.

Keep the fire burning, redneck friend...

:top: :top: :top:

Tila Tequila

chrispps — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:41:21 GMT

Man she just ruined her carrier, big time.
Accusing Shawn Marriman of drug use, a pedophile and hurting hurt her physically and asking for 1.5 mill.

Shawn talked to San Diego 6 News "i am ignoring it"

DA says no basis for charges.
and has dropped the investigation.

Tools for detecting/fixing/deleting viruses,malware, ad-ware..etc

MIKE — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:30:19 GMT

I thought of compiling a list of security tools in one thread so everyone can look it up. I will try my best to post the best combination (firewall, anti-virus, anti-malware, others.) You can help me out by posting what works best for you.

Note: It is important that you don't have TWO of a kind installed, for example, installing two anti-virus programs sounds secure but in reality it will just be counter productive. Uninstall all other anti-virus programs and just keep 1.
Note2: Not all programs are free but most do have trials and others have free home versions.

Firewalls:

PC Tools Firewall hxxp://www.pctools.com/firewall/

Comodo Firewall hxxp://www.comodo.com/home/internet-security/firewall.php

Anti-Virus:

Avira AntiVir Personal hxxp://www.free-av.com/en/download/index.html

avast! Home edition hxxp://www.avast.com/eng/download-avast-home.html

AVG Free hxxp://free.avg.com/ww-en/download-avg-anti-virus-free-edition

KasperSky Anti-Virus hxxp://usa.kaspersky.com/products_services/anti-virus.php (30day trial available)

ESET NOD32: hxxp://www.eset.com/download/free_trial_download_eav.php (30day trial available)

Spyware/Adware/Malware Tools (can be used with anti-virus):

Ad-Aare Free hxxp://www.lavasoft.com/products/ad_aware_free.php

Malwarebytes hxxp://www.malwarebytes.org

Spybot Search&Destroy hxxp://www.safer-networking.org/en/mirrors/index.html

More will be added...

Dexter

MIKE — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:21:10 GMT

Season 4 is about to take off... about time! (meaning it started off slowly and now there's excitement!) :top:

great show if you like blood. :embarassed:

Boobs vs. Willies

seahawk — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:35:58 GMT

Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers,

'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'

Good read Your-Relationship

himachal — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:38:28 GMT

Code:

http://hubpages.com/hub/Why-Your-Relationship-Is-not-Working-with-Your-Wife-or-Partner-Part-Two

H1N1 Drive thru

MIKE — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:35:23 GMT

you can't be serious, is this normal in the states?

Quote:

A young girl receives an H1N1 vaccination as she sits in her mother's car during a drive thru H1N1 vaccination clinic at Doctor's Medical Center November 5, 2009 in San Pablo, California. California public health officials say that shortages of the H1N1 vaccinations may make it impossible to vaccinate people at risk of contracting the H1N1 flu. County health agencies across California have received less than 45% of the vaccines ordered.

more pics here hxxp://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/11/watching_the_h1n1_flu_pandemic.html

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Found this while driving around

Lsvtec17 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:58:20 GMT

:idea:

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Roadhawk Catches Driver doing 125 mph!!

stormfox — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:55:15 GMT

Mechanics who were meant to be fixing a broken radiator on a car took it on a 125 mph joyride - not knowing it had a camera fitted. As a result, when the owner of the �30,000 Vauxhall Monaro confronted them about the joyride they initially denied it… until this saw the hair-raising footage. The owner says he became suspicious when he picked up his repaired car to find his petrol tank was lower than he remembered. When he got back to his home in Reditch he decided to check his Roadhawk device which he had earlier installed to record video and log GPS data for every journey the car made. He then saw the footage of his pride-and-joy being raced through country lanes at speed up to 120 mph.
the video can be viewed here
it Look's good :bandit:

Movies coming this Christmas season lot of good ones

himachal — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:27:09 GMT

Code:

hxxp://hubpages.com/hub/Review-of-All-Christmas-Holidays-Seasons-Movies-including-Twilight-New-Moon

Policeman vs Kitty

MIKE — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:15:30 GMT

Hello

maghribi — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:30:20 GMT

Hello everyone.I am so amazed that a lot of you guys are still hanging there. Well,I hope it's all worth it. I am still watching just fta channels, but it just happened that Bio & His channels are there with the mix. Hopefully, next time when I pop in, N3 will be exterminated.

If This Truly Was the End of FTA...

Fred Garvin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:28:51 GMT

... I still think this site would survive in one form or another. Now don't get me wrong I don't want this to be the end, but I guess what I'm saying is the member base and staff are like family... we all contribute what we can for the good of the whole and some pretty amazing relationships and friendships have grown out of what is nothing more than a support site. I mean if things did end in regards to FTA I Would still stay on as a mod and help guide this site in whatever direction the owners decide... and I'd do that for one simple fact...

You, the members!

You all are the best and I've truly enjoyed interacting with you all during this down time and the fun we've shared speaks to the quality of members we have... the best anywhere!

Thank you all for making live what it is, my home away from home and my extended family!

Peace

Vizio VF551XVT

tessycat — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:15:23 GMT

I am thinking about buying this and I was wondering if anyone has one or if they know what the quality is like ect.ect.
Thanks
Tessycat

Two Modems

delmore — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:41:34 GMT

I have set up my PC as a dual boot (two separate hard drives), one with Windows XP Pro using a USR 56k Voice Host int Modem and the other O/S Ubuntu 9.04. Ubuntu will not recognize the existing USR Modem so I purchased a USR56K USB V.92 Modem which apparently is recognizable to Ubuntu. Can I leave the existing internal modem as is and install the USB Modem as well. The plan is to allow the Windows O/S use the existing Modem (as it works well) and the Ubuntu O/S use the new Modem. Unfortunately the only service I have is Dial-up.