If I lean a little - Live FTA

**UHAUL** · #1 (**permalink**) 11-06-2009, 08:53 PM

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so an orderly grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the orderly straightened her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the orderly again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew .......

'Bastards won't let me fart.'

**sharron** · #2 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 12:08 AM

The trials tribulations of the older ages.
So true but also so laughable. Thanks UHAUL for the reminder of where I am.

**UHAUL** · #3 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 12:15 AM

ahh your not that old Babe!

**sharron** · #4 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 12:56 AM

I'm not that young either! But watched my grandmother go through almost the same motions, just before she put me in the convent.

**RAN-MAN** · #5 (**permalink**) 11-07-2009, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by UHAUL

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so an orderly grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the orderly straightened her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the orderly again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew .......

'Bastards won't let me fart.'

Rotflmao, that was a good one.

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